Nooreddin Valimahomed’s rap sheet reads like a greatest hits of dodgy deals, deceit, and alleged bank frauds. It’s like he’s been on a mission to defraud every bank in town, except for one – Kroo Bank, run by his brother Nazim.
But Nooreddin isn’t a lone wolf in his scams. He’s got his trusty partners in crime: the booze-hound “lawyer” Khalid Virani and the business bungler Andrew Sean Collinge.
Despite his dodgy dealings, Nooreddin’s still a doting dad, keeping up good relations with his ex-missus, Rozmina Valimahomed. And now that the kids are all grown, he’s brought them and their mum into the family business of scams and shams.
In a plot to swipe Intellectual Property and con their way into property they have no right to, Nooreddin’s got the whole fam-bam involved – his ex, the kids, and his partner-in-crime Virani.
Son Zakhir Valimahomed’s up to his neck in his old man’s dirty dealings, even snagging a gig at Lotto Billions, the sketchy lottery outfit supposedly cooked up by Nooreddin. But let’s face it, who else would touch him with a barge pole?
As for Anya Valimahomed, she seemed destined for greatness, making waves at London’s posh Francis Holland School with her charity work and public speaking. But now, studying at Canada’s McGill University, her future’s looking murky after getting mixed up in her dad’s latest caper.
They say the family that plays together stays together, but for the Valimahomeds, it looks like the family that cons together might end up sharing a cell!
